That's what I've thought for a while. Just a big reveal of MIKE with the poem, and then leading Coop to Jeffries.

so, uh, how's Annie?

Holy Fuck

The answer, obviously, is that Major Briggs wrote this book in the same way Norm MacDonald wrote his 'memoir.' Fudge the details and make shit up for shits and giggles. He was trying to make himself laugh.

1/3 of the way through it and it's great. I love the blend of reality and Twin Peaks. Dougie being a Man in Black is hilarious to me.

I hope Laura Dern and Kyle interact a few times this season. Or a wild Nic Cage cameo. Though I very much doubt that one.

bob_wooler wrote:I assume Laura didn't want Bob to come in thru her window at night, raping her and what not, so why didn't she lock the window properly?

Bob had already infected her enough that she was cooperating without realizing it.

Pretty sure Dern is most certainly not playing BOB, but yeah, that would be awesome. I mean some of those moments in INLAND EMPIRE were very BOB-esque. http://monadifilmi.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/bloginland.jpg INLAND EMPIRE made spilled ketchup horrifying. If new Twin Peaks can hit that note, m...

There's gonna be at least one scene more horrifying than anything else in Twin Peaks. Possibly scarier than any other Lynch work.

I bought it at Best Buy for $80. Saw it, and told my wife to not buy anything for my birthday because I meeded it at that moment.

chalfont wrote:For me, going way back in time and read about the origin of Twin Peaks and its mysteries is just as, or more, interesting as reading about what happened after season 2. The book will be the highlight of this year no matter what.

Agreed

Maybe it'll be the 18th century through 1989, with footnotes about how certain people/things turned out after 1989. I'd be fine with that.

Example: An article about local chessmaster Pete Martell, with a footnote about his bizarre death in an unsolved bank explosion in early '89. Stuff like that.

It's too bad Don S. Davis is dead. An audiobook read by him would be amazing. I love his voice.

Well, I can see the return of Twin Peaks is gonna make my wallet hurt quite a bit.

Shloogorgh wrote:it's no coincidence that the first thing we see of BOB as he emerges at the end of the episode is his spastic hand

Yeah, I've always figured BOB was trying people on. Imagine a BOB-inhabited Pete.