Favorite Quotes From Twin Peaks

[redroompodcast]

Another List of Twin Peaks stuff from The Red Room. A list of quotes I love to say in real Life

http://redroompodcast.com/quotes-from-twin-peaks/

Also our podcast that is up this week is an interview with Ed Copeland who interviewed Todd Holland about the Larry Sanders Show. He has some interesting things to say about BOB vs Hollywood

[url]http://redroompodcast.com/episode-44-ed ... rs-legacy/[/url

It always comes back to Twin Peaks no matter what we discuss

Thanks,
Scott
The Red Room Podcast

[MargaretLanternman]

Here are some of my favorite Twin Peaks Quotes:

Audrey Horne: "I've been doing some research, in real life there is no algebra."
Donna Hayward: "Maybe you should run away and join the circus."

Harry Truman: "Cooper, I'd think you'd be afraid to go asleep at night."

Bobby Briggs: "I'm gonna fix him."
Shelly Johnson: "Fix me first."

Old Waiter: "That gum you like is going to come back in style."

Dale Cooper: "In the grand design, women were drawn from a different set of blueprints."

Deputy Hawk: "One woman can make you fly like an eagle. Another can give you the strength of a lion, but only one in the circle of life can fill your heart with wonder and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy."

Norma Jennings: "Two men apiece and we don't know what to do with any of the four of them."

Margaret Lanternman (Log Lady): "Fire is the devil hiding like a coward in the smoke."

Catherine Martell: "Slimy rat bastard Americanus. Do not feed. Do not trust."

Bobby Briggs: "Your old man just bought a condo in flip city."

Ed Hurley: "Honey that tree was a redwood called 'Nadine'."

Dale Cooper: "Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond; it's cold and hard and brilliant."

Albert Rosenfield: "Get a life punk!"

BOB: "I'll catch you with my deathbag!"

Denise Bryson: "I still put my panties on one leg at a time."

Gordon Cole: "COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA"

Giant: "The owls are not what they seem."

Man From Another Place: "Let's rock!"

Sheriff Truman: "I hear that you're real good at what you do."
Albert Rosenfield: "That's correct."
Sheriff Truman: "Well, that's good. Because normally if a stranger walked into my station talking this kind of crap, he'd be looking for his teeth two blocks up on Queer Street."

Blackie O' Reilly: "And what is your type exactly?"
Audrey Horne: "Not you, no offense."
Blackie O' Reilly: "When you work for me, everybody's your type."

Hank Jennings: "Fine. Go ahead. You're his whore Norma!"
Norma Jennings: "I'd rather be his whore than your wife!"

[Soolsma]

I would like in general to treat people with much more care and respect. I would like to climb a tall hill, not too tall. And sit in the cool grass, not too cool. And feel the sun on my face. I wish I could have cracked the Lindberg kidnapping case. I would very much like to make love to a beautiful woman who I had genuine affection for. And of course it goes without saying, that I would like to visit Tibet. I wish they could get their country back and the Dalai Lama could return. Oh, I would like that very much. All in all a very interesting experience.

[RainingPostToasties]

"You are witnessing a front, three-quarter view of two adults sharing a tender moment!" - Gordon, after Bobby demands to know why he's about to smooch Shelly.

[Dead Dog]

"Get a life punk!"

BRYSON- "Coop, I may be a lady, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time--if you know what I mean. " COOP- "Not really."

[djerdap]

Achievement is its own reward. Pride obscures it.

[Soolsma]

One that made me laugh the hardest:

And it's another great moment in law enforcement history.

[moonmadness76]

Sheer goosepimples every time...

Cooper: Something is happening, isn't it Margaret?

Funny stuff...

Post Box Lady: Oh, it fell

[tamygdala]

"Chopping wood... inside?"

[N. Needleman]

CHOPPING WOOD, INSIDE???

(love the avatar)

[tamygdala]

CHOPPING WOOD, INSIDE???

(love the avatar)

I love that scene SO MUCH... JH saying the line twice, to me that moment is perfection.

And thanks for the mention of my avatar. That's Teresa Russell from Bad Timing -- I think she 'looks almost exactly like Laura Palmer' in that pic.

[N. Needleman]

Yes, Bad Timing is a favorite of mine. Not sure I'm quite ready for Track 29 though.

[Mr. Jackpots]

"Her name is Irene, and it is night. Don't go any further with it. There's nothing good about it"

[MasterMastermind]

I can do a decent Jack Nance impression so I always have stuff like "the lonesome foghorn blows" in my mind. The lines that best trigger the uncanny for me are probably "do you see creamed corn on that plate?" "it is happening again" or "I tell you they have not died, their hands clasp yours and mine."

[Mr. Jackpots]

Not sure if this is word for word. Donna: "if I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead."