Dale Cooper has vanished. In his absence, the sinister BLACK LODGE has risen from the ashes of the GHOSTWOOD PROJECT and will not rest until GOOD COOPER, the last HONEST FBI AGENT, has been completely consumed by his evil doppelganger.
With the support of THE PRESIDENT, FBI Director Gordon Cole leads a brave INVESTIGATION. he is desperate to find THE GOOD DALE and gain his help in restoring peace and justice to PLANET EARTH.
COLE has sent his most daring special agent, Tamara Preston, on a secret mission to Twin Peaks, where an old ally has discovered a clue to GOOD DALE'S whereabouts….
S3 Opening Crawl (POTENTIAL SPOILERS)
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S3 Opening Crawl (POTENTIAL SPOILERS)
Applying the Force Awakens opening crawl to S3 of Twin Peaks, and uniting everything learned offically and unofficially, here is what I came up with:
F*&^ you Gene Kelly
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Somebody put this together.
RARE TWIN PEAKS COLLECTIBLES AT ---> WWW.TWINPEAKSGENERALSTORE.BLOGSPOT.COM
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TWIN PEAKS: Episode XXX - Poo Will FlowJerry Horne wrote:Somebody put this together.
^it's a link btw^
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"I find your lack of [Episode XXX] disturbing."
(Seriously though, broadcasters - to include Showtime - be damned for perpetuating the unofficial episode numbering, let alone those atrocious episode titles... That said, one of the worst, "May the Giant Be With You", does tie in with this Star Wars mashup.)
(Seriously though, broadcasters - to include Showtime - be damned for perpetuating the unofficial episode numbering, let alone those atrocious episode titles... That said, one of the worst, "May the Giant Be With You", does tie in with this Star Wars mashup.)
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If I'm not mistaken you made that with https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/Jerry Horne wrote:...
I used to have fun messing around with that.
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That's the one. I wasn't going to pay five bucks for a download version though.Soolsma wrote:If I'm not mistaken you made that with https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/Jerry Horne wrote:...
I used to have fun messing around with that.
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Re: S3 Opening Crawl (POTENTIAL SPOILERS)
Amen. Given that Nevins seems to be incredibly deferential to Lynch/Frost, maybe one of us should tweet them and bring this to their attention? I seem to remember Lynch, at least, being vocally opposed to the titles.OK,Bob wrote:(Seriously though, broadcasters - to include Showtime - be damned for perpetuating the unofficial episode numbering, let alone those atrocious episode titles... That said, one of the worst, "May the Giant Be With You", does tie in with this Star Wars mashup.)
Re: S3 Opening Crawl (POTENTIAL SPOILERS)
Hey thanks, I did not know one could do that!Jerry Horne wrote:...
F*&^ you Gene Kelly